AW Newsletter: Liberation Day
Whoops! I started a newsletter post eight million years ago and then lost it in the pile of cloud-based services THE MAN forces me to use and that refuse to talk to each other like the spoiled internet roommates they are. Have I talked to you guys about how much I love Zapier, by the […]
AW Newsletter: There’s Hope
How about that title, hey? Really reels you in. It’s a HUGE LIE, of course, but what headline isn’t these days? The media! You cannot trust them! They are mostly paid just-ok money to do copious research and fact-checking and that is what a liberal bias is, I guess! Hahah, fuck!!!! I just finished watching […]
AW Newsletter: Super Donut
Chris Sheridan is very smart. I forget this because he’s so tall and it is fucking dumb to be tall. Also, he is a poop and fart joke guy. We rode down to Comic Con on the train together and he was like four hours early and had a hard copy of his ticket printed […]
AW Newsletter: Protest Songs
And the nominees for tomorrow’s protest signs are: No one on the mayflower immigrated here legally MAGA HATES OUR FREEDOM Flint Michigan Still doesn’t Have Clean Water But We have the $$$$ For 4 Thousand Marines to Stand Around Downtown LA Garret says “The first one is a mouthfull, the second one is good but […]
AW Newsletter: Looking at The Numbers
Guys, there’s idiots. I don’t know if anyone saw this study, but I think it…explains everything? We all know that Americans are uneducated, literacy rates are swimming around the Hop on Pop level on average, and there is misinformation everywhere. However, as I have become addicted to watching teenage white boys debate Trump supporters (I’m […]
AW Newsletter: The Rules
Reddit is circulating this comic that somehow made it past the many feminist firewalls and misandrist caution tape I have constructed around my online presence, to me. I hate it. It is bad, and maybe AI (edit: it’s NOT Ai. It’s part of a series called Sunny Street by Max Garcia, and it has been […]
AW Newsletter: Original Zynn
After I finished the shockingly short Original Sin, President Biden’s Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again by Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson, I felt like I needed to read a real book about real journalism from someone who writes things down for a living, so I downloaded She Said. I’m 2/3rds […]
AW Newsletter: The Deal of the Art
Since last week was kinda long I’ll do a shorter story this week on some lighter fare: my time as a scam artist. The term scam artist includes the word ‘artist’, because all artists on one level or another are scammers. If we’re talking about artists without any other word attached, that is. I think […]
AW Newsletter: She’s a Long One
“You do not have to love yourself in order to stubbornly refuse to hate yourself.” –Horrible Mean Bad Woman A few weeks ago I was managing a new player practice session for my baseball league with some other managers and I was doing a way better job than anyone else, of course. My baseball league, […]
AW Newsletter: Bad Improv
TW: (down below) Trumps Stupid Face “Briefly offline for maintenance, check back later” said the webpage I tried to log into on my newly created wordpress account*. “Been there.” Thought I. But I have one hour of paid parking in which to force myself to sit down and write this newsletter. When I promised nine […]