| Name | Your Product | Music |
|---|---|---|
| Mike B. | The Invisible Load | EDM |
| Xavier Tsmith | A skateboard that flies, a little, and that an older person with no skateboard chops can feel safe and have fun using. | Space Venus |
| Mallory | Spatula mind reader | Conspiracy |
| Crystal sucker | Cars that shrink into your pocket so there’s no more parking lots | Sweet Christmas |
| brussel | Temporary tattoo gun | Intrigue |
| Motörhead | A car that hops sideways into parallel parking spaces | Hard Hitter |
| Meredith Garretson | a tampon that… dissolves? | Rock Fingers |
| Natural fan | Diamond thief | The Magic Clock |
| Tristan Miller | Braces but for your brain | Conspiracy |
| Mike | Nostril hair trimmer | The Magic Clock |
| RR | Shazam but for that thing I was thinking of yesterday but forgot | Grunge Rock |
| Joshua | baby bjorn for a full size dog | Intrigue |
| Gay slur (I’m gay, it’s okay) | video games for gay people | Upbeat Minimalist |
| Audrey Seymour | Turn down the music in restaurant | Space Venus |
| Garfield microwave lasagna | EDM | |
| Devon L. | Fake severed toes for sale in Halloween stores | Synth Wave |
| Jess | Shecurity Breach, ethical lady hackers | Conspiracy |
| Boze | Banana peel bacon | 80’s Aerobics |
| Tissue of The Month Club | Grunge Rock | |
| Josh in the crowd | Resident alien – branded dishware | Upbeat Minimalist |
| Pure Moods CD/cassette | EDM | |
| Alice | Waffles | 80’s Aerobics |
| Snickers | The fucking wardrobe from Clueless | Grunge Rock |
| Jess F | Candy Cigarettes | Nocturne |